The End?

Hi there,
This is E.C.

Okay so you have gotten messages about the world ending in 2012 or 2011 right?

But to me the world ended a long time ago , you know why ?

Look around there are theft , rapes , robberies and murders.

I can't even sleep at night knowing all that is happening you know I pray to God every day saying please keep me and my family safe.

Because my aunty was robbed, and they took her jewellery everything even her shampoo!

Now the economy is bad I try to stay in the house as much as possible as I am scared that if I walk out through that door something bad will happen.

So please try to stop all these thingsand let the world start over again.

Love E.C.

EXAM

Did you know that it takes 150 trees just to make one set of exam papers?

Join me and say NO TO EXAMS!
Please show this to all your friends!
And say no to exams in the comment box!

Love E.C.

Unemployed Graduate

UNEMPLOYED GRADUATE:

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his
pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy
food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go
begging.. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and
nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and
two little children came along and asked him to help them
with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He
Looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their
bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With
the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food.
The old man and children prayed that God would bless and
prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young
graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I
do'.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went
under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about
to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked
it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with
old coins to come to a certain address.

He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave
him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the
coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and
showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin
was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was
overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3
million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft
and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had
gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He
said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the
note thinking it would lead him to find them.

This is what the note said: 'You gave us your all and
we have rewarded you back with the coin,' signed God the
Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16;
Matthew 11:28-30

PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer,
you've got 30 seconds. If you need a financial blessing,
continue reading this e-mail.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,
I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I
know that you recognize, that a family is more than just
a mother, father, sister, brother, husband and wife, but all
Who believe and trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing
for not only the person who sent this to me, but for Me and
all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the
power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you
is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.
Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and
those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt
burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good
steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know
how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You
and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed
that You will pour out blessings.
I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have
received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know
You are not done with me yet.
In His name, I pray,
Amen

What comes around goes around.

The old man slowly looked up. This was a woman clearly accustomed to the finer things of life. Her coat was new. She looked like she had never missed a meal in her life. His first thought was that she wanted to make fun of him, like so many others had done before. 'Leave me alone,' he growled.

To his amazement, the woman continued standing. She was smiling -- her even white teeth displayed in dazzling rows. 'Are you hungry?' she asked. 'No,' he answered sarcastically. 'I've just come from dining with the President. Now go away.'

The woman's smile became even broader. Suddenly the man felt a gentle hand under his arm. 'What are you doing, lady?' the man asked angrily. 'I said to leave me alone.'

Just then a policeman came up. 'Is there any problem, ma'am?' he asked. 'No problem here, officer,' the woman answered. 'I'm just trying to get this man to his feet. Will you help me?'

The officer scratched his head. 'That's old Jack. He's been a fixture around here for a couple of years. What do you want with him?'

'See that cafeteria over there?' she asked. 'I'm going to get him something to eat and get him out of the cold for awhile.'

'Are you crazy, lady?' the homeless man resisted. 'I don't want to go in there!'

Then he felt strong hands grab his other arm and lift him up. 'Let me go, officer. I didn't do anything.'

'This is a good deal for you, Jack,' the officer answered. 'Don't blow it.'

Finally, and with some difficulty, the woman and the police officer got Jack into the cafeteria and sat him at a table in a remote corner. It was the middle of the morning, so most of the breakfast crowd had already left and the lunch bunch hadn't yet arrived.

The manager strode across the cafeteria and stood by his table. 'What's going on here, officer?' he asked. 'What is all this. Is this man in trouble?'

'This lady brought this man in here to be fed,' the policeman answered.

'Not in here!' the manager replied angrily. 'Having a person like that here is bad for business.'

Old Jack smiled a toothless grin. 'See, lady. I told you so. Now if you'll let me go. I didn't want to come here in the first place.'

The woman turned to the cafeteria manager and smiled. 'Sir, are you familiar with Eddy and Associates, the banking firm down the street?'

'Of course I am,' the manager answered impatiently. 'They hold their weekly meetings in one of my banquet rooms.'

'And do you make a goodly amount of money providing food at these weekly meetings?'

'What business is that of yours?'

'I, sir, am Penelope Eddy, president and CEO of the company.'

'Oh.'

The woman smiled again. 'I thought that might make a difference.' She glanced at the cop who was busy stifling a giggle. 'Would you like to join us in a cup of coffee and a meal, officer?'

'No thanks, ma'am,' the officer replied. 'I'm on duty.'

'Then, perhaps, a cup of coffee to go?'

'Yes, ma'am. That would be very nice.'

The cafeteria manager turned on his heel. 'I'll get your coffee for you right away, officer.'

The officer watched him walk away. 'You certainly put him in his place,' he said.

'That was not my intent. Believe it or not, I have a reason for all this.'

She sat down at the table across from her amazed dinner guest. She stared at him intently. 'Jack, do you remember me?'

Old Jack searched her face with his old, rheumy eyes. 'I think so - I mean you do look familiar'

'I'm a little older perhaps,' she said. 'Maybe I've even filled out more than in my younger days when you worked here, and I came through that very door, cold and hungry.'

'Ma'am?' the officer said questioningly. He couldn't believe that such a magnificently turned out woman could ever have been hungry.

'I was just out of college,' the woman began. 'I had come to the city looking for a job, but I couldn't find anything. Finally I was down to my last few cents and had been kicked out of my apartment. I walked the streets for days. It was February and I was cold and nearly starving. I saw this place and walked in on the off chance that I could get something to eat.'

Jack lit up with a smile. 'Now I remember,' he said. 'I was behind the serving counter. You came up and asked me if you could work for something to eat. I said that it was against company policy.'

'I know,' the woman continued. 'Then you made me the biggest roast beef sandwich that I had ever seen, gave me a cup of coffee, and told me to go over to a corner table and enjoy it. I was afraid that you would get into trouble. Then, when I looked over, I saw you put the price of my food in the cash register I knew then that everything would be all right.'

'So you started your own business?' Old Jack said.

'I got a job that very afternoon. I worked my way up. eventually I started my own business that, with the help of God, prospered.' She opened her purse and pulled out a business card. 'When you are finished here, I want you to pay a visit to a Mr. Lyons. He's the personnel director of my company. I'll go talk to him now and I'm certain he'll find something for you to do around the office.' She smiled. 'I think he might even find the funds to give you a little advance so that you can buy some clothes and get a place to live until you get on your feet. If you ever need anything, my door is always open to you.'

There were tears in the old man's eyes. 'How can I ever thank you?' he said.

'Don't thank me,' the woman answered. 'To God goes the glory. Thank Jesus. He led me to you.'

Outside the cafeteria, the officer and the woman paused at the entrance before going their separate ways. 'Thank you for all your help, officer,' she said.

'On the contrary, Ms. Eddy,' he answered. 'Thank you. I saw a miracle today, something that I will never forget. and... and thank you for the coffee.'

**If you have missed knowing me, you have missed nothing. If you have missed some of my emails, you might have missed a laugh.

But, if you have missed knowing my Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ , you have missed everything in the world.

May He Make His Presence felt in YOUR lives in a Very Special Way.... And for All of ETERNITY.

And don't forget that when you 'cast your bread upon the waters,' you never know how it will be returned to you. God is so big He can cover the whole world with.... His Love.***

Jokes

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?"
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue you've broken.
Sardar: Thank God! I thought it was a new one.


At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child

New Drugs in School

New Drug in Schools...PLEASE READ

New drug in Schools...

Please pass this on even if you do not have kids in school. Parents should know about this killer drug.
Grandparents, send it to your families and friends.





This is a new drug known as 'strawberry quick '.
There is a very scary thing going on in the schools right now that we all need to be aware of.

There is a type of crystal meth going around that looks like strawberry pop rocks (the candy that sizzles and 'pops' in your mouth). It also smells like strawberry and it is being handed out to kids in school yards. They are calling it strawberry meth or strawberry quick.

Kids are ingesting this thinking that it is candy and being rushed off to the hospital in dire condition. It also comes in chocolate, peanut butter, cola, cherry, grape and orange.

Please instruct your children not to accept candy from strangers and even not to accept candy that looks like this from a friend (who may have been given it and believed it is candy) and to take any that they may have to a teacher, principal, etc. immediately.

Pass this on to as many people as you can (even if they don't have kids) so that we can raise awareness and hopefully prevent any tragedies from occurring.

To God

To: YOU
Date: TODAY
From: GOD
Subject: YOURSELF
Reference: LIFE

This i s God. Today I will be handling All of your problems for you. I do Not need your help. So, have a nice day.
I love you.

P.S. And, remember...
If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Kindly put it in the SFGTD (something for God to do) box. I will get to it in MY TIME. All situations will be resolved, but in My time, not yours.

Once the matter is placed into the box, do not hold onto it by worrying about it. Instead, focus on all the wonderful things that are present in your life now.

If you find yourself stuck in traffic, don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; think of the man who has been out of work for years.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week to feed her children.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking what is my purpose? Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; remember, things could be worse. You could be one of them!

Should you decide to send this to a friend; Thank you. You may have touched their life in ways you will never know!
Now, you have a nice day.
God

God has seen you struggling,
God says it's over.
A blessing is coming your way.